Wednesday, January 13, 2010


So..... where the heck have you been?

Last post more than a month ago. See how fascinating my love life has been?

I actually did go on a couple of dates during this time. Needless to say, it did not quite pan out.

Sometimes I feel like a Seinfeld episode. What was wrong with him you ask? Well, let's see. He had long fingernails. Seriously long fingernails. As in creepy, vampire nails. (Not that I don't mind a certain good looking vampire whose name rhymes with Smedward Smullen, but puh-lease! long fingernails on a guy are gross). And on his way to my house he called three times for directions. Three times. Dude, mapquest. Not hard.

Really, these things push me over the edge.

Then, he told me he wanted to respect my independence and give me space and all that and then in the very same breath asked me what I was doing the next day. Umm..... that is not space. So yeah, we didn't go on date number three.

Back to good ol' match.

1 comment:

  1. This post concerns me... you should definitely not be having men you haven't met come to your house. Please always meet in a public place and do not get into his car until you know him better. This is one of the cardinal rules of dating whether you met him online or in a bar. Please be careful.