Hiatus

So..... where the heck have you been?

Last post more than a month ago. See how fascinating my love life has been?

I actually did go on a couple of dates during this time. Needless to say, it did not quite pan out.

Sometimes I feel like a Seinfeld episode. What was wrong with him you ask? Well, let's see. He had long fingernails. Seriously long fingernails. As in creepy, vampire nails. (Not that I don't mind a certain good looking vampire whose name rhymes with Smedward Smullen, but puh-lease! long fingernails on a guy are gross). And on his way to my house he called three times for directions. Three times. Dude, mapquest. Not hard.

Really, these things push me over the edge.

Then, he told me he wanted to respect my independence and give me space and all that and then in the very same breath asked me what I was doing the next day. Umm..... that is not space. So yeah, we didn't go on date number three.

Back to good ol' match.